You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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