They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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