she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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