We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Randomize
