can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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