There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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