Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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