does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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