I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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