Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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