There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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