dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
