I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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