You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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