I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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