Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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