And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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