i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Can i not drive my cunt home
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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