OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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