Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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