batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
ugly people sure do ruin things
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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