He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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