Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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