I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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