Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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