Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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