Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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