belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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