carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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