He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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