i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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