She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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