Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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