You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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