i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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