Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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