The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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