so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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