Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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