I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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