Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
