Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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