Sry I called you an 8
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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