I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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