He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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