Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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