It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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