Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
this hospital has no fireball
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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