Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
