Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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