no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
