they need to just BURY HIM!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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