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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
