Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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