Who wears a wallet chain?!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I could fuck to npr.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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