You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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