Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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